Journalistic Jihad and the New World Dis-Order"

There is no God but the First Amendment and MSN Journalist are its Prophets! Those of us who graduated from a university school of Journalism are the Caliphs and Mullahs of our American Secular Nation and Governmental System. We Journalist are the arbiters nay the Spiritual leaders or Sufis of our Society. We bow down to no one not even the Leader of the Free World, the President of the United States nor his representatives! The pecking order of our fellow reporters is based on the ranking of the Theological Journalistic Seminaries we graduated from and our blue blooded pedigree is further enhanced if we have been a reporter on the ground in Iraq, part of the White House Press core or work for either PBS or the Mainstream Media! We members of the Media belong to what our founding fathers envisioned as the "Fourth Estate" or the fourth branch of Government and to be honest our wise professors and mentors have taught us that we are like the Pope the "First Among Equals"! So back down Presidential Spokesperson Scott McClellan! And Mr. President do not presume to edit us, the sacrosanct members of the Press and the Almighty "Fourth Estate" and do thou dare to tell us what to write about and report on?.... Your Blasphemy will be remembered as Journalistic "Infamy"! Especially, Mr. President don't presume to tell us to report on the lengths that the US military has gone to in order to treat Islamic detainees and their "Holy Qur'an" with respect, for the Military are vile dirty infidels and they are incapable of doing anything with nobility. In particular writing about the US Military in a favorable light is worse than the journalistic Cardinal Sin of plagiarism and would be grounds for excommunication from our the Fraternity of Journalism. It is Anathema to tell the truth to the world about the respect and restrain the US Military shows toward the Qur'an.
We members of the MSM and Press are like the Sunnis of the Muslim world because we represent the largest group in journalism and like the Sunni follow the Caliphs or elected Mullahs of the Islamic Intelligentsia. Those conservative Journalist who graduated from University Schools of Journalism although they have somewhat of a valid claim to membership in the "Fourth Estate" because of their Degrees are in reality heretical for like the Shia, whom we the Sunni sect of Journalism consider heretical, since they claim that the authentic Imams and Ayatollahs of Islam belong to the lineage of Imam Ali Ibn Abi-Talib, the cousin and son-in-law of the prophet Mohammad.

These "Neocon" Shia like Journalist are firebrands who can trace their spiritual lineage to Barry Goldwater, Ronald Reagan and the lies of conservatism propagated by National Review's founding heretic extraordinaire William F. Buckley. Yes we the Sunni sect of Journalist who have Bill Moyers as our spiritual leader, are engaged in a Holy War with these other sects of conservative journalism. Those Bloggers and Talk Show New Media Types are truly vulgar and vile for they have no rightful claim to membership in the Press Corp for they have no Journalistic Heritage whatsoever. They are Plebeians and the fruits of their work have the catastrophic impact of Muslim Wahabis terrorists. These commoners sow their violent heresies' among the masses causing irreparable damage to our Secular, Liberal and Socialist Agenda. Like the Fundamentalist Wahabi Barbarians in their street clothes, these Pajama Clad Literary Mercenaries disseminate their dangerous ideas throughout American by circumventing the Ecclesiastical Main Stream Venues of Journalism and do not have the Imprimatur of the New York Times nor other MSM outlet.
These so called Bloggers or Pajama Clad Friars are like First Amendment Heretics and are followers of the Blogging equivalent of the Rebel Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Salem Radio Network aka Hugh Hewitt!
These peasant bloggers/journalist are like weeds reeking havoc on our "Fourth Estate" gardens and vineyards undermining our goal to create a New World Order. An Order were God is not the Judeo-Christian one but the new Irreligious God of Egalitarianism based and founded on Liberal Philosophy!
We prophets and practitioners of Journalistic Orthodoxy have as our secret ambition the ultimate demise of the "Great Satan" otherwise known as the brave volunteer US Military by attrition. This we will achieve by insidiously infecting the consciousness of those in the University and TV land and are Americans who might otherwise want to join the Military and fight for these bloggers and First Amendment Blasphemers. These First Amendment Heretical Jihadist Bloggers and Radio Talking Rogues are out flanking us..... Those of you who aren't spiritual descendants of Bill Moyers, Mareen Dowd, Paul Begala, Harold Raine's and Dan Rather beware for we represent Journalistic Orthodoxy and have the equivalent of Holy Orders from our Schools of Journalism. We are the Printing Press Templar Knights of the Order of the First Amendment and only we carry the weight of an Imprimatur. We the members of the "Fourth Branch" are First Among Equals in American Politics and all others are impostors and misguided zealots!

This is parody of what a psychoanalytical peek into the Mind of a Main Stream Journalist who wants to create what I would characterize as a "New World Dis-Order" brought into fruition by the western elites whom Lenin regarding as "Useful fools"!

Francis X. Yubero, M.D.