Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Mark Halperin's Prescription for Hugh Hewitt from the ABC wannabe Psychologist

Freudian Psychoanalysis was used to develop a Differential Diagnosis in accord with DSM or the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. This is the standard classification of mental disorders used by mental health professionals in the United States and was the tool used to diagnose the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which Mark Halperin, Neutral Journalist and director of Politics for ABC News said has afflicted Hugh Hewitt!

From Hugh Hewitt
Mark Halperin: ......So I'm not sure your listeners would be that interested in talking about it, except I'll say again, the reason you keep calling me very liberal must have something to do with something in your own background. Something bad must have happened to you as a child, I guess. I don't know.

MH: No, I just want you to have them based on fact and not fantasy based on some bad childhood experience you had, which allowed you

HH: What is the bad childhood fantasy thing?

MH: ItÂ’s the only thing I can think of that's causing you to dig in on a bad position.

Top Ten Differential Diagnosis of Hugh Hewitt's Post Traumatic Childhood and Youth

  1. Cleveland Brown's All Star All Time Running Back Jim Brown retires and Leroy Kelly although great in his own right does not takes the Brown's to its former Heights!
  2. The Cleveland Cavaliers Basket Ball Team's opening Season ends with 15-67 record. Head coach Bill Fitch had to work the Cav's home schedule around the Ice Capades!
  3. Only one appearance in the 1960's of the Ohio State Buckeyes in the Rose Bowl against the USC Trojans which the Bucks Won! However, the USC Trojans made 4 appearances during the same period and won TWICE.....!
  4. Cuyahoga River fire of 1969 in Hugh's beloved Ohio. Some claim the that this fire help give birth the the militant environmental movement after this river Ohio had be ignited multiple times beginning in 1936?
  5. OSU fired Woody Hayes in 1978? The legendary Woody Hayes career came to an end, when Woody lost it at the Gator Bowl and struck a Clemson's linebacker after he intercepted a pass to clinch the game.
  6. "Red Right 88"! Sam Rutigliano and the Kardiac Kids lead by Super QB Brian Sipe, while in Field Goal range, threw a pass toward the Ozzie Newsome in end zone in the last minute of this 1981 playoff game with the Oakland Raiders. Linebacker Mike Davis intercepted the ball and killed the drive in the last minute and Don Cockroft didn't get chance to redeem a missed extra point and 2 field goals! These same hoodlums Oakland Raiders went on to win the Super Bowl, and "Red Right 88" has lived in Infamy as one of a list of Cleveland sports curses ever since!
  7. Tenure as a House Boy at the Tri Delt Sorority house at the University of Michigan
  8. Hillary Diane Rodham(Clinton) a lifelong, devout Methodist, active in church groups as a teenager, Barry Goldwater supporter while in high school, President of the Young Republicans at Wellesley College jumped ship & became a Liberal. She lead the charge to Impeach President Nixon by rewriting House Judiciary Committee Impeachment Rules when she joined prosecutor Leon Jaworski in his investigation of the former President....
  9. Stint as the Cowbell Playing acoustic music with Buck Dharma & Blue Oyster Cult with the stage name of Eugene or Gene.
  10. Election of Jimma Carter to the highest office in the land in 1976, when you were a young Harvard Co-ED. Could this be what has so scared you in your youth that you are now a dreaded CTU(Comprehensive Truth Unit) agent who stars in "18" minutes. This is the length of a segment on your show and is all the time you need to expose Mark Halperin, Ed Henry, Michael Hiltzic, Doyle McManus, and many many other Liberal Partisan Jurassic MSM so called "Journalists"!
Hugh Hewitt are these the possible traumas alleged by an authentic and the Neutral Journalist, Mark Halperin who claims that "well you're(Hugh Hewitt) not the kind of journalist who believes in the kind of journalism I believe in". Mark Halperin, believes in a kind of Journalism that sounds more like a Religion than a Profession or a discipline of collecting, analyzing, verifying, and presenting news regarding current events, trends, issues and people. Those who practice this skill are known as journalists.

Will this explain to Mark Halperin and other Journalist how your youth was traumatically bifurcated and lead you to become the dreaded Grim Reaper of Journalist who exposes their transparent Neutrality. Are these traumas the poison that has lead you down the same path as Benjamin Franklin and into career as non-sanctioned Journalists out of touch with mainstream media? You practice a form of Journalism which holds no Imprimatur from an Elite School of Journalism. Hugh is this why you are a renegade and unorthodox scribbler who has become the confessor of the Jurassic Media Journalists?

Well Patient Hewitt, if Mark Halperin accepts this Psychoanalysis I will try and come up with a Therapeutic Regimen that will help up get all your little gremlins reined in.....
Dominus Vobiscum,
Francis Xavier, M.D.


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