New inside the Beltway Libation

What is a Supreme Court Cosmopolitan?

It's What you get when you have as your:

1. elixir base a piercing judicial intellect and devotion to the letter of the law along the lines of a Sir Thomas More.

2. You add 4 dashes of mental agility mirroring the Matrix's Neo Marshall Arts movement which allows one to speed pass at warp speed against the minds of Dimes(Democratic Imbecilic Mindlessly Evolved Senators).

3. Splash 8 times with the resourcefulness and daring of 24's Agent Jack Bauer's leaving the flat footed Judiciary committee dumbfounded and stuck in the starting blocks once the questioning begins.

4. Add 3 pinches of a James Bond never let them see sweat demeanor while Kennedy's loses it and his spittle flies toward the camera.

5. Mix in 2 jiggers of Otter, Tim Matheson's ornery and dry witted character in Animal House and the Limes(Liberal Idiotic Moronic Empty-Headed Senators) talk about how they hate Princeton University.

Answer

You get a Eau de vie, a type of everclear distilled from Folle Blanche, Ugni Blanc or Colombard grapes and aged in the oak barrels of the American Democratic Experiment and a Judicial Genius reminiscent of the finest Cognac in the Person of Samuel Anthony Alito Jr. soon to be Justice of the U.S. Supreme
Court.

Thanks for reading

Francis Xavier Yubero, M.D.